Telling Jokes

January 7, 2021

Harold and his dad, Pastor Peabody, love telling jokes!

Telling Jokes

By Jean Boonstra

Harold and his dad, Pastor Peabody, love telling jokes! Do you have a favorite joke? Share your joke with us and it might make it into a future Discovery Mountain episode. Write to us at DiscoveryMountain.com/Contact

 

Peabody: Harold, what did the baby computer call its father?

Harold: I don’t know, what?

Peabody: Data!

 

Harold: Dad, do you always snore?

Peabody: No, only when I’m sleeping.

 

Peabody: Harold, your parakeet is so loud this morning!

Harold: He isn’t the loudest, pet, though. Do you know what is?

Peabody: What?

Harold: A trum-pet!

 

Harold: Dad, the squirrel in the backyard keeps running away from me.

Peabody: You know how to get him to like you, don’t you?

Harold: No, how?

Peabody: Act nuts!

 

Harold: Dad, I won the board game!

Peabody: You did! Do you know who cheats at games?

Harold: Not me.

Peabody: Not you. A cheetah!

 

Peabody: Harold, what’s that spider doing on the computer?

Harold: Making a website.

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