By Jean Boonstra
This holiday season Mrs. Olsen’s class created their own Christmas cards. Their holiday cards are hilarious! Read them below and enjoy a smile with us this season. Merry Christmas from your friends at Discovery Mountain!
Why is it so cold at Christmastime?
Because it’s Decem-brrrr.
What did Mr. Snowman say to Mrs. Snowman?
“I smell carrots—do you?”
I know a girl who collects candy canes.
They’re all in mint condition.
What does a gingerbread man sleep under?
A cookie sheet.
What did the icy street say to the truck?
“Do you want to go for a spin?”
Where do snowmen keep their money?
What falls in winter, but is never hurt?
What do you call a sharpened candy cane?
How do the mountains keep warm in winter?
They put on snowcaps.
Why did the boy keep his saxophone in the snow?
He wanted to play cool jazz music.
One winter, a snowman fell in love with a mitten.
It was glove at first sight.