Back to School Jokes

September 7, 2021

Have you started back to school yet? Our friends in Discovery Mountain are back in class, and they are having a fun start to the year. Here are a few of the best jokes floating around Discovery Mountain Academy.

Back to School Jokes

By: Jean Boonstra

Have you started back to school yet? Our friends in Discovery Mountain are back in class, and they are having a fun start to the year. Here are a few of the best jokes floating around Discovery Mountain Academy.

Harold: What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?

Mrs. Lewis: I don’t know, Harold, what kind?

Harold: A Geometry!

 

Lana: What’s the difference between Mrs. Lee and a train?

Mia: What?

Lana: Mrs. Lee says “Spit out your gum!” A train says “Chew! Chew!”

 

Logan: Reeder, what kind of school do surfers go to?

Reeder: I don’t know Logan, a surfing school?

Logan: No. Boarding school!

 

Chaplain Jake: If you had 17 oranges, 4 blueberries, 11 apples and 8 bananas what would you have?

Caleb: I don’t know, what?

Chaplain Jake: A delicious fruit salad!

 

Miss Simon: Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

Gracie: Why?

Miss Simon: Because then it would be a foot!

 

Devin: What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?

Mrs. Torres: Books?

Devin: No. Bookworms!

 

Mr. Graham: Why aren’t there any giraffes in elementary school?

Owen: Because it isn’t a zoo?

Mr. Graham: No. Because they’re all in high school!

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